Marketing
• Who will I target?
The plan is to target the turkeys, to do so we need the turkey callers to call them in.
• What will I be marketing?
I will be marketing turkey calls that look like phones. So I can “call” the turkeys in to kill.
• When will I market?
Since I will be targeting hunters, I will need to market when the hunting season is for that region.
• Where will I do most of my marketing?
I will do most of my marketing in hunting magazines across the nation. In the southern states, I will be marketing in hunting stores. I will also have 23 highly trained salesmen with mustaches that will advertize at gun clubs and gun shows. If you have ever had a scruffy looking wilderness guy with a mustache talk to you about anything in nature, you tend to agree with him a make logic out of the things he says.
• Why would people want this product?
People would want my product to inject humor into hunting. You see, my turkey calls look like cell phones. So to actually “call” in the turkeys will be fun and entertaining.
• What is the cost of the product and why?
Since my turkey calls are also miniature survival packs that carry matches, water purification tablets and have glow stick capabilities. They will cost only $65.99!!
Company
• What is your company’s name?
Since the owner of the company is Madisun, the name of the company is “Mad’s Turkey Callers”
• Where would your company be located?
My company will be located on the outskirts of a suburban area; next to the local gun club with intentions to obtain the most amount of marketing.
• What segment of industry will you be involved in?
The segment of witch my company will partake in will be strictly just the distributing of merchandise.
• How many employees will you have and why?
The employees that will work under me will consist of two receptionists, two book keepers, one maid to clean the bathroom, a team of four that will train salesmen, an average of 20 co-salesmen that will team up with my 23 highly trained (by me) salesmen when advertising to the public. First appearances are very important, so I will have one personal hair dresser, stylist and fashioner.
Commercial for TV
There will be a guy sneaking through the woods with camouflaged clothes on. Once he makes it to his spot next to a large red oak tree, he will start softy saying “Here turkey turki turki tuki tuki” raising in volume and speed. Soon he is yelling “HERE TURKEY”. All of a sudden, I jump out of the tree he was sitting next to, with a ridicules amount of camouflage on my body. “It will never work that way, silly goose” I say. With a saddened face the hunter looks toward the ground and starts to get angry. Then I say “Here buddy, don’t get mad, just next time make sure you have the new and improved Mad’s Turkey Call! It now comes with a built in survival kit!” I hand him a brand new one still in its box.
His face brightens up and with a quick “thanks” I fade back into the wilderness around me. He opens the box and pulls out the phone shaped turkey call.
“O this is awesome!” he says. Then he puts his new caller to his head and starts calling again.
Then my logo and contact information will flash onto the screen.
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Hi, my name is Madisun Holtzman and I am here to tell you about turkey callers. For the sake of adding a little humor to the act of killing animals, I have designed my turkey calls to have the appearance of cell phones. So you are actually “Calling” the turkeys in to kill. These turkey calls have also been designed to carry a small knife, matches, water purification tablets and all of the plastic has glowing capability for basic survival situations. It’s better to be safe then sorry, but with my new callers. You will not have to worry much about getting lost knowing that you will have the basic items needed to survive.
For the New and Improved Turkey Call, the price is $65.99
Call (972) 571-1080 for ordering information, billing or any other question you might have. We would be happy to hear from you!
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
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Or you could just get Billy Mays to do it ;)
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